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Being able to make a mini cake in the microwave whenever i want is wonderful.

Being able to make a mini cake in the microwave whenever i want is wonderful.

bitrates:

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.

averagefairy:

i literally cannot take people over 30 anymore thinking technology is “sucking the magic out of life” listen grandma i can look up how to say anything in any language in under a second i can see my best friend face to face in real time even though she lives across an ocean i could spend the rest of my life watching different videos of cats and probably never see the same one twice if thats not magical to you WHAT IS  


My favorite though is when old people discover technology and get really excited. My great grandfather learned how to use amazon at the age of 90 when his son took away his power tools because, “you are going to hurt yourself, dad!” so he ordered new one to be shipped right to his door.

And if that isn’t the best shit ever i don’t know what is.

(Source: averagefairy)

Just got home from work. Very tired and want to relax and maybe watch something on netflix.

….

The landlady still hasn’t paid the internet bill. My phone is the only source in internet at the moment.

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

daphneashbrook:

Mini-Me’s of the Whole Cast. Ha!

In Chicago with Paul. Peter Davison smiling in the background.

daphneashbrook:

Mini-Me’s of the Whole Cast. Ha!

In Chicago with Paul. Peter Davison smiling in the background.

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

bama744:

Downton Abbey: Season 2 (2011)

This is from a scene in Episode 9, the 90 minute Christmas Special.

Lady Violet (Maggie Smith) is coming in at the tail end of a conversation involving Lady Mary (Michelle Dockery), the Earl Of Grantham (not shown) and Sir Richard Carlisle (Iain Glen), who she dislikes.

Sometimes she just cracks me up.

notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…
Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.
But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

Jean made me a milk shake. :D